Breaking Up

Having abandoned substance dualism in 2009, I am very saddened to announce this break-up between my mind and body. It was instigated by a commercial I watched on Hulu for First Response pregnancy tests. "Your body can tell you're pregnant before you can," the narrator said matter-of-factly. It dawned on me that we might be having some communication problems. Having thought this over very thoroughly (viz. not at all), my body and I have decided that we need some space.

We are still open to reconciling if we decide that spending time apart is a category mistake.